weather was timid this morning. global warming is over. ur welcome.
we click buttons.. madly.. at a rate even we've never seen before; there isn't a monkey brain alive that could out-click us.
we tried to get into the NSA server rooms and were totally unable to; the NSA is thus now certified as 'secure from intrusion'. tax dollars well spent.
somehow life permitted the cahill family to exist, nobody knows why, and we don't dare question it.
we board an airplane to escape the mayan apocalypse of 2012.. unfortunately the plane was unable to stay airborne indefinitely.
with the world about to end any minute, we purchase spaceflight tickets & laugh at the people we leave behind to die.
we finally escape crippling debt; one kidney remaining; we begin planning for the next apocalypse in order to clamber on the heads of our fellow man; escape first and seal the hatch behind us hwahaha!.
crime & punishment division
the vision & branes of our operation
innovation & design dept
we are in the process of developing powdered water.. bullets with inbuilt pain killer & anti-coagulant.. tasers with the power to kill, eviscerate & sever limbs.. those are from our peacekeeping division. our military arm is developing remotely exploded soldiers; when they are captured, we pop them so they don't talk.. parachute alternative,.. 'bone fuser'... the para-trooper hits the ground at terminal velocity, breaking nearly all bones (even the tiny ones), this nano serum is automatically injected into their rear end with a large needle, the nanobots seek out the bones and weld them back up, within 3 months of landing a soldier can stride awkwardly toward his ( or her, we are not racist or homeopathic ) mission.. we're looking into high tensile butt implants to allow soldiers comfortable seating while in hostile environments..